Tuesday, April 26, 2005, 11:57 PM
About 2 more minutes to 12 midnight... might as well make the best use of it.
Darrell, your Christmas counterpart is an ElfLike one of Santa's right-hand helpers, you're dedicated and devoted. From their pointy shoes to their pointy ears, the elves, and people like you, are The Man in Red's secret to success. Do you really think one person can make all those toys, harness the reindeer, wrap all those gifts, and get around the world in one night?
Like any elf, you're an industrious type who's probably ready and willing to lend a helping hand wherever you can. But that doesn't mean you're not up for a little mischief from time to time. Maybe you've got some antics involving mistletoe up your sleeve or a gag gift waiting for someone under the tree. And who can blame you? Everyone needs to be reminded of the lighter side of things. However you slice it, your sense of humor and good-natured fun will bring a whole host of smiles to any holiday gathering.
Yes, I know it's far from Christmas.
