Wednesday, December 07, 2005, 8:46 AM
For you equation lovers out there, here's one for you:
Loads of Chilli + Abdominal exercises = Hell.
Anyways, I was on the train to work this morning when I happened to see something that I find rather entertaining. Train rides can be boring if you don't keep a lookout for stuffs like this.
I was waiting on the train with this lady in pink beside me(who shall be named as Pink). She's the sort of woman who have a relatively good figure and a good looking face. And best of all, she smells like candy, which kinda makes me wanna [insert whatever you would do with a bar of candy in normal circumstances here] her.
So we got on the train and Pink headed for the handrail pole that was built for people to hold on to it, instead of leaning against it, which she did anyways. So there she was, leaning without a care on the pole which stems out 3 ways, resting her nice body and totally taking up 2 whole areas. Everyone who takes the train should know that the morning train is ridiculously packed with people rushing to work/school/wherever it is they are trying to get to.
But did Pink care? Of course not! Heck if I was a woman with that kind of relatively nice figure, I'll do that too! What other ways are there to stand out prominently in a crowded train?
It's totally fine to lean on that thing if you're in an empty train, but to do that in a ridiculously crowded one is absurd. Well... unless you don't mind having hands all over you in an attempt to grab hold of the pole which you are leaning on.
I was standing rather near her amused by her method to stand out and debating over whether it is her intentions to be touched by people who desperately needs something to grab a hold of. Maybe she's just a single and available woman with a nice package crying out for attention, I thought to myself.
But I was wrong. A few stops after the one that I boarded the train, a guy stepped into the train, staring at Pink. There was no physical contact for a few seconds, and then...
Surprise! Meet Pink's boyfriend (who shall be called Lead. go figure)!! How did I get that ridiculous idea that Lead is Pink's boyfriend? You'll find out soon enough. Just read on.
The happy couple did not hug each other like what I see all the other couples do. But Pink certainly enjoyed poking Lead with her finger from what I saw. Nothing interesting here though.
That is, until she stuck her hand inside his
pants pant's... side pocket(I shall call it SIPO for short because I'm too lazy to spell it in full).
I have always wondered what girls do when they stick their hand into the guy's SIPO. The next time I get a girlfriend, I'm definitely gonna get her to stick her hand in.
So there she was, with one hand inside Lead's SIPO. I waited for her hand to move inside the pocket with a grin on my face.
Nothing moved.
Waited somemore.
Still nothing.
Bored now.
After a few minutes, she got her hands out and continued on her routine poking. But it wasn't long till she stuck her hands into Lead's SIPO again.
And I think I saw her hands moving this time.
Oh boy.
It finally occured to me at that point of time that she was probably looking for a switch the first time around to turn on the guy. And then, like anything else on the universe, you let the thing run and warm up before you get down to the actual business.
Let's not elaborate on what I think she is doing. But she has definitely made Lead a happier man this morning. Although I doubt that she managed to complete whatever it was that she set out to do cause I think she caught me smiling very broadly to myself and had her hand retreat from Lead's SIPO almost immediately. Bummer.
I love live shows on the train. It makes the journey much less boring, it's entertaining and education, and the best part about it is that it's totally FREE.
So for those of you couples reading this, please spare a thought for the others and don't hesitate to do whatever you set out to do! You may not know it, but there are those of us out there who are bored to death on the train and occasional scenes such as these totally livens up the atmosphere.
So please, carry on with what you do and don't be afriad of getting looks! That is probably a sign of people enjoying your little act. Your ticket to stardom!
So show off what you are made of today on your nearest MRT train. Who knows, YOU might just be the next big thing!
