Monday, September 15, 2008, 12:47 AM
If I had a dollar every time I procrastinated to do my stuff, I would be rich by now.
Damnit.
Procrastinating rule number 1: Always grumble about being a procrastinator, but not do a single thing about it.
Rule number 2: Do anything and everything other than the work you are supposed to do.
Rule number 3: The net is your friend. Stick to it.
Rule number 4: Grumble more about procrastinating ONLINE. Remember, it will help to ease your guilt about procrastinating.
Rule number 5: Sleep. Nap. Do whatever it takes to stay away from your work.
5 golden rules that I had successfully deployed throughout my student life. Works like a charm.
How I wish I could turn this around.